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This relaxed-fit garment-dyed tee carries a playful, slightly weathered look that feels lived-in from the first wear. The front art—bold vintage lettering with a roller skate graphic and the line “My kid runs this place, I just pay for the skates”—reads like a wink to busy parents who cheer from the sidelines and keep the wheels turning. The heavyweight cotton and tubular knit give it structure, while the post-dye softness makes it comfortable for all-day wear. Layer it under a jacket for evening skate-night runs or pair with jeans on a weekend of drop-offs and cheering. It’s for caretakers who want practical durability without sacrificing personality: sturdy stitching, a relaxed silhouette, and color that gently fades into a lived-in favorite as the years go by.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable comfort
- Garment-dyed for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for long-lasting construction
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Available S–4XL, sewn-in label, and 62 color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
My Kid Runs This Place T-Shirt — Funny Parent Cross Country Mom Dad Tee
$33.99
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$33.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable comfort
- Garment-dyed for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for long-lasting construction
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Available S–4XL, sewn-in label, and 62 color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean